near-impossible to find hat (requires attunement)
This amazing, beautiful, unbelievably sexy hat turns the user into a beast on the field, with the sheer power of it's majesty.
The hat in action on it's former owner.
Sexy Criticals - All of your attacks have a critical range of 2-20, and you treat all 1s as a 2.
Sexy Agility - Your dexterity score becomes 30. Ignoring stat caps.
Sexy Dodging - Enemies have disadvantage when trying to hit you. Additionally, you may add your dex modifier to your armor class twice.
Sexy Sexiness - You automatically succeed on all persuasion checks involving flirting.
Sexy Gambling - You automatically get the jackpot result on any gambling you do.